The Anti Blog

To anyone and everyone who's jobless enough to take notice of this post and stupid enough to take offence . Wanna push that little flagging button ? try me . Innovations on their way shortly. For now I give to thee the magical finger.

Dear Friend it is with deep concern for you that I forward this chain mail . When people do something that annoys others they are loved a little lesser by them than they were before - Ammu to Esthappan in God of Small Things Say - ''I have snot up my nose'' and forward this to atleast a kazillion other people in the next nano second. If you do so you will : 1.Pass your exams in distinction. 2.Be promoted to the post of vice-president at work. (If you would like to be the president please say- I have lots of snot up my nose) 3. Have the love of your life return affections for you. ( Silly letters will not be returned but be used as firewood supplement ) Else -1. You will be struck by a meteor (no matter where in the world you may be) every monday , wednesday and friday. 2.In case meteors are not available , they shall be replaced with thunderbolts ( Be aware that - Lighting never strikes at the same place twice is only meant in a proverbial/metaphorical sense). ...

Warning: The contents of this article are unsuitable for the insecure or easy to take offence and the major part of the civilized and normal world. If you belong to any of the above identities I strongly recommend that you NOT read this article. So why do I wish to put an end to blogging? Why do I wish to silence the unattended voices of the liberated (from whatever it might be) world? Why do I...*I assume you have comprehended the scenario* As the world keeps turning *dont ask why it just does* , in every single day of our lives there always exists a flock of crows...who believe that there is world outside waiting desperately to listen to their opinions..who believe that what they do or say actually makes a difference to the rest of the very selectively ignorant world. MCQ's.(More than one option may be correct) What do crows do ? a)Craw b)Giggle and gossip c)Nothing Do you like the crawing ? a)yes b)No c)NO d)NO!!!! Why are crows not the prettiest of the birds? a)Because they are...

Well Hello there...susceptible reader. Welcome to the Weblog or fashionably (but only temporarily) called Blog of The Incredible Sid. The motive behind this very (non)sensical blooooog is not only to put an end to all ''blogging'' activity but also to show the whole world that nobody gives a damn about what they think so blogging might as well go down the well (or preferably to hell..i mean nobody know what its like to be there do they?!). But then blogging is the order of the day for all ye dumb sheep...so its not going to end for a while now.And there-in lies the rather twisted circle for I blog to put an end to blogging , but the end of blogging required the end of my own (we)blog ,which needless to say will never happen .*evil smirks* Drats my sinister plan revealed! Dare you fowl me?