The Anti Blog

Fuck you

2007-06-02T09:52:00.000-07:00

To anyone and everyone who's jobless enough to take notice of this post and stupid enough to take offence .
Wanna push that little flagging button ? try me .
Innovations on their way shortly. For now I give to thee the magical finger.

The Chain Mail

2006-05-30T04:23:00.000-07:00

Dear Friend it is with deep concern for you that I forward this chain mail .

When people do something that annoys others they are loved a little lesser by them than they were before - Ammu to Esthappan in God of Small Things

Say - ''I have snot up my nose'' and forward this to atleast a kazillion other people in the next nano second. If you do so you will :
1.Pass your exams in distinction.
2.Be promoted to the post of vice-president at work. (If you would like to be the president please say- I have lots of snot up my nose)
3. Have the love of your life return affections for you. ( Silly letters will not be returned but be used as firewood supplement )

Else -1. You will be struck by a meteor (no matter where in the world you may be) every monday , wednesday and friday.
2.In case meteors are not available , they shall be replaced with thunderbolts ( Be aware that - Lighting never strikes at the same place twice is only meant in a proverbial/metaphorical sense).
3. This phenomenon shall be replicated on the point diametrically opposite to your postion with the earth as centre.
4. A satellite will start emitting growth regressive waves into the troposphere , this will alter the mechanism of little Jimmy's life support system , as result his blood will increase in count of blue blood cells and yes he shall die.
5.Quite clearly the cons of this prospect outweigh the pro's . There are many more consequences of which you shall made aware of within seven days of you decision. (The dreadful Samara is not responsilbe for this)
6.Oh yes you will also without any doubt fail your exams (Even if you already know your results you may consider yourself failed in principle(s)).

Do not delete this message . Your actions shall only prove to be juvenile and regressive. Modernism is a sham.

World peace is in YOUR hands now.

(Sorry couldn't ignore hehe)

Note:
1. Meteors and Thunderbolts proved by FaithinChaos Corporation
2.Terms and conditions of the above mail may be changed without prior notice.
3.Provided image is not to scale.
4.For more information call 1800-CHAIN-MAIL or 1800-IMAFREAKINIDIOT

Dont ask why......but since you just did read on like the twit you are.

2006-05-30T04:03:00.000-07:00

Warning: The contents of this article are unsuitable for the insecure or easy to take offence and the major part of the civilized and normal world. If you belong to any of the above identities I strongly recommend that you NOT read this article.

So why do I wish to put an end to blogging? Why do I wish to silence the unattended voices of the liberated (from whatever it might be) world? Why do I...*I assume you have comprehended the scenario*

As the world keeps turning *dont ask why it just does* , in every single day of our lives there always exists a flock of crows...who believe that there is world outside waiting desperately to listen to their opinions..who believe that what they do or say actually makes a difference to the rest of the very selectively ignorant world.

MCQ's.(More than one option may be correct)

What do crows do ?
a)Craw b)Giggle and gossip c)Nothing

Do you like the crawing ?
a)yes b)No c)NO d)NO!!!!

Why are crows not the prettiest of the birds?
a)Because they are black b)Because they're evil *chuckles* c)Because they are crows.

Can you fill in the blanks?
a)Yes b)No

If no..are you suffering from any of the following disorders..Intellectual Staganation..Idealistic Tolerance..Craw Craw Disorder.
a)Yes b)Yes c)Yes d)YES e)Oh yeah Baby!! Like Yeah!!!

Bliggety Bloggety Boo!

2006-05-18T01:19:00.000-07:00

Well Hello there...susceptible reader. Welcome to the Weblog or fashionably (but only temporarily) called Blog of The Incredible Sid. The motive behind this very (non)sensical blooooog is not only to put an end to all ''blogging'' activity but also to show the whole world that nobody gives a damn about what they think so blogging might as well go down the well (or preferably to hell..i mean nobody know what its like to be there do they?!). But then blogging is the order of the day for all ye dumb sheep...so its not going to end for a while now.And there-in lies the rather twisted circle for I blog to put an end to blogging , but the end of blogging required the end of my own (we)blog ,which needless to say will never happen .*evil smirks* Drats my sinister plan revealed! Dare you fowl me?

Yes You are Here.

2006-05-17T05:27:00.000-07:00