Dear Friend it is with deep concern for you that I forward this chain mail .
When people do something that annoys others they are loved a little lesser by them than they were before - Ammu to Esthappan in God of Small Things
Say - ''I have snot up my nose'' and forward this to atleast a kazillion other people in the next nano second. If you do so you will :
1.Pass your exams in distinction.
2.Be promoted to the post of vice-president at work. (If you would like to be the president please say- I have lots of snot up my nose)
3. Have the love of your life return affections for you. ( Silly letters will not be returned but be used as firewood supplement )
Else -1. You will be struck by a meteor (no matter where in the world you may be) every monday , wednesday and friday.
2.In case meteors are not available , they shall be replaced with thunderbolts ( Be aware that - Lighting never strikes at the same place twice is only meant in a proverbial/metaphorical sense).
3. This phenomenon shall be replicated on the point diametrically opposite to your postion with the earth as centre.
4. A satellite will start emitting growth regressive waves into the troposphere , this will alter the mechanism of little Jimmy's life support system , as result his blood will increase in count of blue blood cells and yes he shall die.
5.Quite clearly the cons of this prospect outweigh the pro's . There are many more consequences of which you shall made aware of within seven days of you decision. (The dreadful Samara is not responsilbe for this)
6.Oh yes you will also without any doubt fail your exams (Even if you already know your results you may consider yourself failed in principle(s)).
Do not delete this message . Your actions shall only prove to be juvenile and regressive. Modernity is a sham.
(Sorry couldn't ignore hehe)
Note:
1. Meteors and Thunderbolts proved by FaithinChaos Corporation
2.Terms and conditions of the above mail may be changed without prior notice.
3.Provided image is not to scale.
4.For more information call 1800-CHAIN-MAIL or 1800-IMAFREAKINIDIOT
When people do something that annoys others they are loved a little lesser by them than they were before - Ammu to Esthappan in God of Small Things
Say - ''I have snot up my nose'' and forward this to atleast a kazillion other people in the next nano second. If you do so you will :
1.Pass your exams in distinction.
2.Be promoted to the post of vice-president at work. (If you would like to be the president please say- I have lots of snot up my nose)
3. Have the love of your life return affections for you. ( Silly letters will not be returned but be used as firewood supplement )
Else -1. You will be struck by a meteor (no matter where in the world you may be) every monday , wednesday and friday.
2.In case meteors are not available , they shall be replaced with thunderbolts ( Be aware that - Lighting never strikes at the same place twice is only meant in a proverbial/metaphorical sense).
3. This phenomenon shall be replicated on the point diametrically opposite to your postion with the earth as centre.
4. A satellite will start emitting growth regressive waves into the troposphere , this will alter the mechanism of little Jimmy's life support system , as result his blood will increase in count of blue blood cells and yes he shall die.
5.Quite clearly the cons of this prospect outweigh the pro's . There are many more consequences of which you shall made aware of within seven days of you decision. (The dreadful Samara is not responsilbe for this)
6.Oh yes you will also without any doubt fail your exams (Even if you already know your results you may consider yourself failed in principle(s)).
Do not delete this message . Your actions shall only prove to be juvenile and regressive. Modernity is a sham.
World peace is in YOUR hands now.
(Sorry couldn't ignore hehe)
Note:
1. Meteors and Thunderbolts proved by FaithinChaos Corporation
2.Terms and conditions of the above mail may be changed without prior notice.
3.Provided image is not to scale.
4.For more information call 1800-CHAIN-MAIL or 1800-IMAFREAKINIDIOT
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